Purrfect.

You know what this yard has always needed?

A two-story inflatable black cat?

Yup.

Don't you think that would, you know, severely creep everyone out? Especially those two children standing beneath its.... Um... Its 'smile'?

Nope. Check out this video. They're having a blast.

Oh boy, and its head tilts side to side ever-so-slightly. That's wonderful.

You bet your bottom dollar it is... And get this... Best part? It's only three hundred bucks plus shipping from Canada.

I'm going to be honest with you, the giant inflatable cat is a terrible idea.

Hey, why do British people put the letter u in the word color? "Colour." That's weird.

Huh? That's just how they've always spelled it, we actually-

Hey speaking of cats, check this out:

I hate you.